Daily Routine

Trickery is Key
Bribe him towards the tub
Sad and hunched over, beauty is pain
[or in this case sanitation]
2 inches of water, yet he thinks he's about to drown
4 month olds can be so dramatic
The tub fills with soap suds
Don't forget to scrub behind those floppy ears!
Lather, rinse & repeat
Shake off the droplets, no towel drying necessary
Violently shivering, exaggerating the cold
Spritz-a spray of conditioner to to it all off
Runs in circles to make drying faster
Suddenly he forgot it ever happened
Runs outside straight to the mud
This is my daily routine